101 Societal Fuck Yous

Sep 15
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At the beginning of the year, we watched a young teen idol try to make minced-meat out of the face of his, ahem, love interest. Then, we sat back and ridiculed and crucified an athlete who served his time, and accepted the consequences for his actions. And most recently, we witnessed a reality television star mutilate his ex-wife.

WTF America? It seems there are quite a few of us who have our heads up our asses.

No one however has their head further up there ass than Mr. Kanye…

Sep 10
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Fuck you Apple for tricking me into another product of yours that isn’t ready for the masses. Fuck you Adobe for not coordinating with Apple to release a product that is compatible with your software.

FUCK YOU SNOW LEOPARD.


Cheers.
Jun 19
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Does anyone else see a significant problem in our judicial system here in the good ol’ US of A?

Case in point - Check out the article here.

I recently touched upon a DUI that I unfortunately received September 29th, 2007. I was slightly more impaired than Mr. Stallworth was in the events mentioned in the news article above. I received a sentence of 15 days in jail, among a plethora of other guidelines that I was required to uphold and obligations I was instructed to fulfill. Due to Mr….

Jun 11
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As most of you know, I spend most of my time within the creative atmosphere that is interactive design. Albeit marketing, advertising or just simply designing something for the fun of it, a large portion of my 24 hour day is dedicated to making stuff for the internet and its users.

I have a large array of clients ranging from local mom & pop shops, to national brands that most of you would recognize if I was to pull the proverbial “name drop.” I’ll refrain from doing this because I myself…

May 20
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As some of you might already know from a previous post, I’ve recently purchased a lovely KHS road bike. It has become very dear to me. I’ve spent at least an hour riding it every day since I purchased it three short weeks ago. My computer is becoming somewhat jealous.

Amidst all of the positive things it has brought me, it was nice enough to bring one negative; a pseudo pair of x-ray glasses that have allowed me to see how impatient and selfish the drivers of this beautiful city are.

On my…

May 03
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I’ve been looking for a bike for some time now. The right bike, for the right price. Today some wonderful person posted my bike on Craigslist. This bike here.

Thanks person from Craigslist. You made my weekend.

Oh, and fuck you, car. There might not be a need for you any longer.

Cheers.

Apr 28
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I was standing near the red carpet at the premier of Wolverine in Tempe, Arizona last night.

“Oh my god, like, I totally just saw Hugh Jackman and Taylor Kitsch?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

Those are the words I hear screamed over, and over.

Over.

And Over.

I hear them screamed so many times that there is a point where I find myself peering into the mirrored sunglasses of the blonde 20-something standing next to me. And no, I’m not trying to look into her soul in order to try and…

Apr 24
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Like Aaron Lewis said, “It’s Been Awhile…”

I spent an hour-and-a-half on the phone today with a customer service representative whose English was, for lack of a better term, piss-fucking-poor.

I’m not about to go off on a “if you live in this country you need to speak English” rant, because I feel that has got to be one of the most disgustingly selfish requests of our society. However (and this is directed to YOU corporate America), if you’re going to hire someone to HELP me with my issues…

Feb 09
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Excuses.

Excuses, excuses, excuses.

They’re like assholes…wait, you’ve heard that one before? I figured.

I’m so sick and tired of excuses. I watched the movie Yes Man last night with Jim Carrey, and it forced me to think about the people I interact with on a daily basis, and how utterly identical they are to the character portrayed by Mr. Carrey.

I know I’ve blogged about integrity in the past, and how important I feel it is to remain honest and true to those around you. Not just your…

Jan 05
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December 31st, 2008 - #21

Goodbye, 2008.

You were a year that gave me many things to be grateful for. You introduced me to a few beautiful babies throughout the year. You allowed the Miami Dolphins to resurrect their lifeless program. You took me on a whirlwind of a ride across the United States to a place loved by many, called Myrtle Beach.

But, you also placed me in some very interesting situations. You picked up a 120 pound couch from the bed of a pick-up I was driving, and threw it in…